Oh...? You all must be pretty fond of your captain. I can't imagine having a workplace bash for the Chief of Police.

[ And how about a party at the Prosecutor's Building for Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth? Hee. Heehee. Ema smiles at the thought of Edgeworth coolly showered in confetti. ]

What does a Captain-level birthday entail? Endless vittles and rum?

[ She is still imagining them living like pirates... ]